Beth: We'll need new sofas.
Me: Why?
Beth: We'll need a sofa bed. They (the lofts we're considering) don't come in two bedrooms.
Steve: Wait, what? You guys are planning a move downtown?
Me: We don't need new sofas, we can just get an air mattress. We don't have guests that often.
Steve: Hold on, answer me first.
Beth: I was thinking more about my mom.
Me: Your mother stays with us maybe two nights a year. Out of 365. That doesn't necessitate an entirely new sofa set.
Beth: Please don't kill my dreams.
Steve: Oh, I get it. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Beth: Calm down, Steve, we're still in the "checking out our options" phase. And I haven't gotten my new sofas yet.
