The Ladi Doth Protest Too Much

spytap:

Pilots needed to defend the universe. (Earth)

Pilots needed for group of universal defenders.

I am in desperate need for four pilots to help with my new planetary defense force endeavor. This is a (hopefully) long-term gig.

I have invented five robotic lions which are able to combine together to form a (larger) giant space robot. I intend to use these giant robots to defend earth from the horrible menaces of the universe. I will be piloting one specific robotic lion, however I require pilots to form the feet/legs as well as arms/body (the head, it’ll make sense when I show you - promise.)

While I have done my best to make the giant combining robot lions as user-friendly as possible, I would appreciate at least some sort of military aviation experience; the last thing I need is you piledriving a foot up my giant robotic billion dollar ass because you couldn’t control your megathrusters.

There are four positions available, however I am planning on keeping a backup list “just in case.” Pay is dependent on experience, benefits, overtime, and 410(k) offered. Valid passport required. References are a must, however video applications will not be accepted. Minority and female positions available. Priority given to applicants able to operate awesome 80’s FX keyboard.

• Location: Earth
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
• Compensation: DOE

The emails I’m getting are AWESOME.

I love my geek. :)