- Satan: [appears]
- Satan: You can have anything you wan--
- Me: LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What?
- Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
- Satan: What the--?
- Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
- Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
- Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
No, YOU have to face Germany!
In case you wanted to know the stakes of today’s games before kickoff.
Sadly, their prediction for “The Game to Watch” turned out to be the most boring match of the WC. At least until the end, when there was BITING. No, really.