Someone said “Good news!” today.
I definitely responded with “It’s the Dacia Sandero!” much to their confusion.
In our house, the phrase “Good News!” is often answered by “The Dacia Sandero now comes equipped with the Q42 Space Modulator?” Because I think everyone would buy a Dacia Sandero if it came with the Q42 Space Modulator.
Reblog if your cramps have ever
- made you vomit
- lasted between 2-3 days
- stopped you from being able to walk or run
- made you cry
It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.
- woken you up at night the pain was so bad
- made you pass out
Between the earthquake alarm clock under my apartment and then seeing a dog get hit by a car, I think I’ve hit my adrenaline quota for the day.
The other day I posted this tweet:
"Wait they cast a white chick for Tiger Lily in the new Peter Pan? Did they not remember Lone Ranger last year? Or, you know, racism?"
(If you didn’t hear, Rooney Mara is supposedly playing Tiger Lily, who is a princess of the “Native” tribe, in the…
THIS. THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. I’ve been furious about this casting since I heard about it. Thank you, Felicia, for ranting far more eloquently than I did.