October 2009
72 posts
It's one of the things he loves about me
Him: So you'll be home between 6:45 and 7, then?
Me: Yep. So make sure the hookers and coke are cleaned up by then.
Him: Well, we're still working on one of the hookers, but the rest are gone.
Me: Still working on one of them?
Him: Let's just say some very bad things happened here.
Me: *sigh* Well, just clean up the blood and do whatever it is you do with the bodies. Oh, and make sure you get the coke out of the edges of the glass panels in the coffee table. You forgot to last time.
Him: Oh, we found a much better way. We just snort the coke directly off the hookers. Much easier cleanup, you just kick them out.
Me: Except for that one...
Him: Well, technically we kicked her out too, in a larger metaphysical sense.
Me: God, we're weird.
Him: Yeah, but mostly you.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Watchpiratekitten:
OH MY GOD, HE AIMS TO MISBEHAVE! i wish firefly was back on, but this completely made my day. maybe i should start watching castle…
You should. We just started watching the first season, it’s really charming. It kind of reminds me of those mystery shows from the 80s that were completely ridiculous but so much fun to watch.
“Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...”
– President Obama via Reuters (via amazingamanda) (via stevewoolf) (via mikehudack) (via annieisms)
I just sold a dress on Ebay to someone from...
Is it bad that my negative feelings for that town are so strong that I considered trying to void the auction so I wouldn’t have to send anything to one of its residents?
a preliminary list of television series referenced...
You’ve forgotten Gummi Bears, The Wuzzles, Talespin, Dungeons and Dragons, The Paw-paw Bears (even if I’m the only one who remembers them), the Snorks and Castle.
jaybushman:
meganwest:
in no particular order, and most likely incomplete:
clarissa explains it all the wonder years star trek xena legends of the hidden temple hey dude jem alias buffy big bang theory ...
“We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never...”
– Richard Dawkins
I like thinking about this.
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Avatar: The Last Airbender
A while back, a friend of ours recommended that we watch the Nickelodeon animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender. So we downloaded the first season to check it out. And after the first few episodes, we were hooked. Because…you guys…it’s really good. Not just good for a cartoon, but really good.
We finished the series tonight, a four-part finale that actually made me cry....
Second opinion
Barrett and I just bought our tickets to go visit my family for Thanksgiving. I was writing a little note to let them know the travel plans and sent it to Barrett to read. My note was a little strange, no more than my family expects from me, but Barrett..well…he has a knack for taking the joke as far as possible. This is my email:
Dear Family, The tickets have been purchased, Barrett and I...
Croque-monsieur
A croque-monsieur is a hot ham and cheese (typically emmental or gruyere) grilled sandwich. It originated in France as a fast-food snack served in cafes and bars. More elaborate versions come coated in a Mornay or Bechamel sauce.
See also: my lunch
What’s the French for “nom”?
Lip Gloss packaged with litmus strips to detect... →
jayparkinsonmd:
Absolutely genius.
I love when some savvy company comes along and cleverly helps solve public health problems.
“The combination of beauty product packaged together with a female protection device is both powerful and a must have in today’s world where fun and safety are so paradoxically linked.”
I’m intrigued. I’d love to know the science behind this, how it...
UGH.
lialia:
I’m not saying Florida played great on Saturday. They did not. But seeing fucking Alabama at No. 1 just hurts my goddamn soul.
Oh, honey, you have NO idea.
Mia Michaels is quitting So You Think You Can... →
AHHH! What? No! But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
lialia:
NO, MIA! WHY?! I’m seriously hoping this is a misunderstanding!
shiningstar:
kvknowsherfun:adeandabet:faultytext:
So says twitter and aol. must be true! How awful. She’s won quite a few emmy’s for her contributions to the show, if i’m not mistaken. Why leave that behind?
NOOOOOO!
WORST NEWS EVER. She’s about 95% of the reason why I...
Get Ready
a12thway2reachme:
We are having another one of those make pretend earthquakes at 10:15am today. Are all of us background folks getting SAG or NON-SAG rates for that?
Yeah, we’re doing this too. Everyone in the office is actually required to crawl under their desks and sit there until the “earthquake” is over. I’m taking a book.
Watchspytap:
thedailywhat:
Moving Trailer of the Day: First official promo trailer for Sylvester Stallone’s testoster-fest, The Expendables.
The film, which stars Sylvester Stallone, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crewe, Steve Austin, Eric Roberts, Danny Trejo, and features cameos by Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger, is set to open wide August 20, 2010.
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Bizarrest News of the Day:
lialia:
Pamela Anderson recruits a strange nine-year-old girl to hold up the train of her dress, ignores her most of the night and caps it off my calling her like a dog while on stage.
That is SO not true. There’s no way that thing Pam was wearing could be called a dress. Curtains from the Barbie dream house held together with safety pins maybe, but not a dress. Pics of...
It is currently colder INSIDE the office than it...
It’s not cold outside, only about 65, so I’m not expecting the heat to be on, but it’s certainly cool enough that the air conditioner should not be on and blasting us into the 50s. That’s just silly.
