February 2009
131 posts
OH: the internet appreciates your lung capacity.
Where the fuck is @rickrey?!
Had prime seating for Paul Dateh’s performance @ the album release party, but the bouncer made me move. Lame.
Standing in line at Trader Joe's
I met a little old man who informed me that he had just turned 90 and asked me for a hug. Naturally, I obliged him and wished him a happy birthday. I think I may have made his day.
My weekend to-do list: clean house, do laundry, gardening, pick up dry cleaning, go to album release party, clean house, Super Bowl party :)
January 2009
97 posts
“We’re all a little weird. And life’s a little weird. And when we find someone...”
– (via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via lovebot)
DRAAAAAAAAAAANKS.
piratekitten:
they’re in order. my dad does not have cancer. i’m never been so relieved in my entire life.
YAY!!! So good to hear. :)
5 Ways to Improve Your Home Brewed Coffee - Gimmie... →
kenyatta:
Every brewing method has its own set of procedures, but the quality of your cup has a lot to do with more general considerations. The variables that affect how coffee is extracted are so numerous that there isn’t one sure answer for how to brew it. The best way to make great coffee is to experiment with some of the variables yourself. In the process, you will explore both your own palate...
today has been kind of horrible.
(via molls)
You can say that again…
Dog's Death, John Updike
poetry365:
She must have been kicked unseen or brushed by a car. Too young to know much, she was beginning to learn To use the newspapers spread on the kitchen floor And to win, wetting there, the words, “Good dog! Good dog!”
We thought her shy malaise was a shot reaction. The autopsy disclosed a rupture in her liver. As we teased her with play, blood was filling her skin And her heart...
Ladies and Gentlemen of Tumblr, I present to you:... →
My friend Paul is an incredibly talented violinist and singer. His first album debuted on iTunes today and I am very excited for him. Take a listen, see if there’s anything you like. :)
You're Going To Be Talking About This: Author John... →
(via thedailywhat)
Awww…RIP Rabbit. :(
A Decade, Amy Lowell
poetry365:
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, And the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness. Now you are like morning bread, I hardly taste you at all for I know your savor, But I am completely nourished.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE →
ewilcox:
Oh, OK … since Barack Obama is president, we’ve got to ban Huckleberry Finn from the schools? What the FUCK kind of reasoning is that??
Man, this makes me angry. Also, this: “Even if Huck Finn didn’t contain the N-word and demeaning stereotypes, it would remain a tough sell to students accustomed to fast-paced everything. The novel meanders along slower than the Mississippi River.” Um,...
lovebot:
breathsoftruth: ledgeradio:
You make everything okay.
My doctor just gave me a shitload of muscle...
Cause I jacked up my neck and shoulder last Saturday. I can haz happy pills?
Simple Pleasure #63
6od:
I’ve dyed my hair maybe 4 times in the past year. I never really did before. I think maybe a total of 3 times in my life before this past year. I never believed in it. I figure if I’m not going grey, then why ruin my natural hair. But then I spent so much time in the sun that my hair got insanely light in color. Not too light, but too light for my liking. So I darken it every now and then.
...
“I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said ‘Please Try Again’...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via dizzydance)
<3 <3 <3 Mitch
(via jessk)
(via shinyredballoon)
Ah, Mitch, we miss you so.
“Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts.
Listen to the...”
– Shel Silverstein
President Obama's Inaugural Address →
thedailywhat:
My fellow citizens:
I stand here today humbled by the task before us, grateful for the trust you have bestowed, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our ancestors. I thank President Bush for his service to our nation, as well as the generosity and cooperation he has shown throughout this transition.
Forty-four Americans have now taken the presidential oath. The words have been...
"We will raise science to its rightful place"....
Regardless of anything else that happens, today is...
This is REALLY happening!