HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
OR ASKED THE STEAMING KETTLE WHY HE STEAMS
CAN YOU DRINK WITH ALL POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEA
CAN YOU PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE TEEEEEAAAAAAAAA
YOU THINK THE ONLY TEA CUPS WHO ARE TEA CUPS
ARE THE TEA CUPS WHO HOLD A DEEP DARK BREW
BUT IF YOU DRINK LIGHT ORANGE TEA OF STRANGERS
YOU’LL TASTE THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEVER KNEW
HOW DARK CAN THE ORANGE PEKOE GROW
IF YOU POUR IT NOW, YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
AND YOU’LL NEVER STIR THE CREAM IN WITH A LONE TEASPOON
FOR WHETHER WE LIKE BLACK, OR HERBAL GREEN
WE MUST DRINK WITH ALL THE POSHNESS OF THE BRITISH
WE MUST PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
YOU CAN OWN THE LEAVES AND STILL
ALL YOU’LL OWN IS LEAVES UNTIL
YOU CAN PAINT WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE TEA
I’m tearing up from the laughs. I love the internet.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
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#the internet
#lol
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Remember how I was telling y’all that Tyrion Lannister was going to rock your world. And then he did?
Get ready for Brienne.
oh my god. OH MY GOD.
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#Clash of Kings
#Brienne of Tarth
Liam Neeson vs. Patrick Stewart on The Graham Norton Show
I just really needed this on my dashboard
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#Liam Neeson
#Qui Gon Jinn
#Patrick Stewart
#Jean-Luc Picard
Can’t wait.
Woah
In. Here’s my money, when can I see it?
The Bourne torch, handed off to Jeremy Renner. This is a welcome thing.
Yeah, I’ll be there.
At first I was like “enh”, but then I was all “Whoa….”
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#The Bourne Legacy
Proposition 8 served no purpose, and had no effect, other than to lessen the status and human dignity of gays and lesbians in California.
In other news: sky blue, fish swim, birds fly.
Prop. 8: Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional, court rules - latimes.com
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“The meat was laid on a board in the backdoor shed, and every piece was sprinkled with salt. The hams and the shoulders were put to pickle in brine, for they would be smoked, like the venison, in the hollow log.
‘You can’t beat hickory-cured ham,’ Pa said.”
-Laura Ingalls Wilder, “Little House in the Big Woods,” 1932
Born February 7, 1867 Laura Elizabeth Ingalls began her life in the Big Woods of Pepin County, Wisconsin. Her pioneering journeys began a few years later when her father started his search for a farm and home in the west. This journey continued for the next ten years as the Ingallses moved often, faced hard luck, hard work, and shared many adventures which Laura recounted in her “Little House” books.
The Hoover Library holds the papers of Rose Wilder Lane, the only child of Laura Ingalls and Almanzo Wilder. Lane was the first biographer of Herbert Hoover which led to a friendship with the 31st president that lasted more than 40 years.
Learn more about Half-Pint at the Hoover Library.
Happy birthday Laura Ingalls Wilder!
I loved these books so much when I was growing up.
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#lit
#Laura Ingalls Wilder
#Little house
#celebs
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if you can, for a moment, imagine a stampede.
A STAMPEDE OF HUSKORGIS.
Gah. This is the most adorable thing I have seen all day.







