2. The Baroness isn’t the one who tells Maria that the Captain’s in love with her. There is no passive-aggressive kiss-off of “you’ll make a very fine nun,” which Eleanor Parker delivered with the greatest line reading in cinematic history as she eagerly helped a chagrined Maria flee back to the chaste walls of the abbey.
Just seven more reasons why this remake is BULLSHIT and you should all be boycotting it.
Probably a good thing I’ll be at a wedding during the came and there won’t be cell service.
rammer jammer, yellow hammer, go to hell alabama!
Don’t worry, I’ll do enough screaming at the television for both of us.